Too Funny

Ok...so I was walking out of my apartment building and this guy says hi to me. So, I'm polite and return the greeting as I walk to my car. I figure that's all there is to it, but he tries to continue the conversation. "How's it going?" Or something to that effect. I stop, and he decides to ask me if I want his number, or if he can have mine. I give him mine, and figure that's that. I really had no intention of taking his call.

He calls twice in a matter of about two minutes. I don't answer either one, mainly because I'm trying to get my key back from the tall tard who is crashing on my couch, but he's too busy talking on the phone about going out tonight (with no job...I'm not sure where the fool is getting the money to do this, but whatever). So I get in the car and figure I'll text the guy back, but as I'm texting he calls. So, I figure, why not? And I answer.

In the course of the conversation he tells me, "My name's Fred. But my friends call me Flinstone." If that isn't funny enough, he goes on to say, "Just so you don't get lost in the sauce." Really...I don't even know what to say anymore. If they're not evil, self-centered a**holes, then they are so stupid that they actually allow themselves to be a walking punchline. What do I do anymore? Are there any real men left?